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Raining Demotivational Poster


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

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BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm



ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.

TAGS: abortion funny kids toilet potty training
Rating: 2.71/5

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John Sally - September 2, 2009, 7:04 am
LOL! I laughed so hard at this I literally shit my pants
mrawesomo's evil twin - August 29, 2009, 6:47 am
funny but watch out the christians are everywhere _>.



EDUCATION - Doesn't always guarantee you the results your parents hoped for.

TAGS: career education training disappointment
Rating: 4.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 12:20 pm
*where. No pun intended.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 12:19 pm
True. Those are some horrendous designs I've wondered who would wear that crap and wear?
MissPriss - April 27, 2013, 12:44 am
Oh I don't know about that crotchety...ever seen some of the designer outfits that cruise the fashion shows in Europe?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2013, 3:54 pm
They get crappy gas mileage, they're not aerodynamic, they look like a child's toy, those last three vehicles are just one the ugliest thing man has designed.
M0rd3kaI - July 28, 2012, 5:00 pm
So... Gorgeous piece of monkey fur & poo... will you let me drive such a classic if you were to have one again?? heh?? heh?? And yes... that is fully understandable... honestly I would have killed the somebitch
MissPriss - July 28, 2012, 12:59 pm
The only reason he ever got to drive that car was that he said I was a gorgeous piece too! Two things he never got to drive again after that fateful day.
M0rd3kaI - July 28, 2012, 8:35 am
You must mean "The mutilated corpse that used to be a boyfriend" geezus I wouldn't even let anyone close to the car if I had such a gorgeous piece of craftsmanship... [Ps. Who says it's from my fingers ;) ]
MissPriss - July 27, 2012, 3:15 pm
Before anyone pukes he means from his fingers after a good flingin'...thanks for the vote Modick I owned a '68 cherry red Firebird a few years ago, white leather interior, airshock in the rear end, was a beauty, until the boyfriend wrote my baby off!
M0rd3kaI - July 27, 2012, 1:56 pm
Nice debate you have goig on here Prissy... I have to say, give me a '69 Camaro z/28 and I will lick my own poo to show you appreciation therefore... 5L
Stentor - July 14, 2012, 5:54 pm
As another fortysomething, I must tell you that a DB5 is an Aston-Martin, not an Alfa-Romeo (note correct spelling of Alfa as well). Furthermore, you have now disqualified yourself from future commentary about cars as you don't know shit about automobiles
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 5:38 pm
Hahaha...guess calling them a boat is about the same thing. All good.
Densaku - July 1, 2012, 3:43 pm
Besides. Your initial comparison is dishonest. Comparing a muscle car with a minivan is kinda like comparing a F-14 jet with a Challenger light liner. Just saying.
Densaku - July 1, 2012, 3:39 pm
As a Fortysomething tell me again about lost generations. Anyway. 60's American muscle cars: Oversised, over gas guzzling poor handling, etc... Personaly i'ld pick an Alpha Romeo DB5 over a Pontiac GTO anytime.
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:54 pm
Obviously you have never had the pleasure of a true ride in one. Lots of leg room on the inside and more giddy up than most people can handle. I apologize though...you only have the new shit to make any comparison with. Poor lost generation.
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:47 pm
And here I thought the reference was to Camilla Prince Charles' main squeeze (around the ribs with spurs)"Giddy up Camilla, ole gal, big polo tourney today my dear".
SteveFurlong - July 1, 2012, 9:40 am
Horseface? Where did Chelsea Clinton come into this?
Densaku - July 1, 2012, 2:08 am
60's muscle cars are so overrated. (Troll face)...^^
MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 11:31 pm
Personally if it ain't some muscle car from the late 60's with an engine big enough to eat that horse...it ain't worth shite! Teehee
Densaku - June 30, 2012, 8:46 pm
Technicaly this a good vehicle. Too bad so many people here are judging the horse by his face... almost litteraly. -_-

111 MORE DAYS - Pitchers and Catchers Report to Spring Training!

TAGS: sports baseball spring training pitchers
Rating: 1.89/5

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MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 10:33 pm
If only that was just the length of the season!

BASIC - It's all good.

TAGS: marines basic training army good
Rating: 3/5

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Zed - November 13, 2009, 4:11 pm
Gee, thanks Todd, for bringing back *THOSE* memories...

ENCOURAGEMENT - Sometimes when you're down, all it takes is a word of encouragement to pick you up.


TAGS: two sides to every restraining order
Rating: 4.63/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:04 am
That shirt has hit the "restraining order".
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 1:43 am
I am coming out of the Turkey coma... anybody else alive?
5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 12:42 am
Autumn helped me tweak the second line. She has talent, but refuses to try to make her own.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 11:29 pm


A MAN'S CAR... - Can never be too clean. Just ask this genius.

TAGS: stupid retarded raining washing
Rating: 3.29/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 8:00 pm
Water you pay for is wetter than water that's free!!


TAGS: canada ninja training bmoc 8ft 10in at the shoulder
Rating: 4.13/5

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Shadus - August 25, 2010, 2:03 am
That's no moose. That's a SPACE STATION! (-o-)
logan240184 - July 8, 2010, 5:54 pm
They be tasty and big, up to 1800 pounds and 8 feet tall
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 4:09 pm
Good hell that thing is huge. Think of the bbq ribs from that bad boy!
Derek - January 6, 2010, 3:57 pm
That is one big moose

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - I would much rather be doing my physical training on top of you ...

TAGS: happy birthday physical training you
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 3:28 am
Better than any load of [email protected] Hallmark writes. 5L dude!
lgvernon - June 5, 2012, 4:54 pm

GMTA, I say! GMTA! 5LLLLL for making my little heart go pitterpat.


TAGS: single arm training
Rating: 4.71/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - February 23, 2012, 9:37 pm
When did Popeye put garden hoses in his arms?


TAGS: basic training
Rating: 4.6/5

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Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 10:27 pm
Hear the story of the Recruit going AWOL on a stolen bicycle? MP at the gate thought it was a dependent, said where you going this time of night? Boot flyes off the bike, lands at attention and yells, "Sir, this recruit...ahh shoot!"
SecretSquirrel - May 17, 2011, 9:27 am
Oh yeah, have to love referring to yourself in the third person
Greeny - May 11, 2011, 8:30 pm
We were expected to start and end everything with sir... or else. The use of pronouns was a death sentence too.
SecretSquirrel - May 11, 2011, 1:47 pm
Don't like being this guy...In the Marine Corps it is Drill Instructor and we did call them Sir.



TAGS: restraining orders assignment cubby
Rating: 4.58/5

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Neener - October 8, 2010, 9:32 pm
Very nice!
Reality Lord - October 8, 2010, 8:43 pm


HOLY CRAP! - The Girl Scouts sure have changed since my day!

TAGS: girl scouts military training
Rating: 3/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 6:35 pm
Lol "In Soviet Russia, Little girl rapes pedophile" 5L for the picture alone XD



TAGS: grunts training
Rating: 4.75/5

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Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 4:52 pm
I don't fear my officers...unless we are in garison.
Derek - May 13, 2011, 3:52 am
Ah yes, the Soviets approach. Shot by Germans if you moved forward or by commissar-officers if you moved back.


TAGS: if you hold on tight enough they wont be able to get that restraining order
Rating: 3.55/5

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The Goat - September 29, 2009, 6:37 am
Hmmm. That kitty looks just like mine!


SUCK IT UP! - Don't be a baby.


WELL - That's one way of training a dog. I wonder if they do them big enough to fit my wife's neck.

TAGS: dog training
Rating: 4.35/5

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deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:27 pm
the1stCOMMI3 - April 4, 2011, 9:43 pm
do they come in double-D's?



TAGS: it s raining
Rating: 5/5

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forseti - February 4, 2012, 10:13 am
Hear ye, hear ye!
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 4:46 pm
good picture


TAGS: married relationships training pancakes anti milf
Rating: 4.69/5

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agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 3:35 pm
another one letting me know he didn't get it.
DeGrey - October 10, 2010, 3:19 pm
First things first she has no tits!
CANADA - October 9, 2010, 3:44 pm
Sean - October 8, 2010, 10:00 pm
Fantastic, aggiford. And I'd say the her ex musta had one HELLAVA divorce lawyer, eh? Didn't even leave her with half. *snort*
GreyScorpion - October 8, 2010, 9:59 pm
I'd 03A that, 5L
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 9:40 pm
Thank you... those who got it.
Sean - October 8, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nastily done.
Cubbybear - October 8, 2010, 3:06 pm
I notice boobies and butt first...face second. Sorry Aggy...5/5
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:39 am
perfect aggy. now why you puttin your sister on blast like this, you're such a jerk.
Cloudchaser - October 8, 2010, 9:37 am
No boobs at all. Is that a real woman or a guy who's convinced himself that he's a woman?
culos - October 8, 2010, 9:12 am
I noticed the total absence of b00bs, are we sure she is a she?
redhdsrbst - October 8, 2010, 9:09 am
I noticed her top undone first .. Which means one glass of ice water away from the show ;) .. Where is her hand at anyways?

HEAVEN'S REJECTS - Ladies, your men who did not meet our stringent standards are now being returned please feel free to choose freely




TAGS: read to the tune of it s raining men
Rating: 4.37/5

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Bob D. Sailor - March 4, 2010, 1:35 am
1 LOL and 5 lions for you, Good Sir.
MO - March 1, 2010, 10:27 pm
Love the surprise ending!!
CANADA - March 1, 2010, 8:13 pm
glad to see you're back Moo+
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 7:53 pm
Maybe he was chicken Mooo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 1, 2010, 6:04 pm
"hen he was born"......For the first time ever, I'm giving you less than 5.....4. for bad spelling.
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 5:33 pm
...and the three kids were playing with M80's *psst, it's a joke, live a little will ya"
stygian616 - March 1, 2010, 5:22 pm
actually pretty racist i am white and i find this quite offensive...NOT ALL MIDDLE EASTERN PEOPLE ARE TERRORISTS!!!
CANADA - March 1, 2010, 3:08 pm

THE MOTIFAKE.COM SWIM TEAM - with their devoted/rented fan base

TAGS: dedicated training
Rating: 4.2/5

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GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 8:15 pm
ergo the sandy beach balls?
agdaniele - April 28, 2010, 8:11 pm
I'm not a strong swimmer.

VICTORIA . . . - Her secret is that she has an angel in training.

BITMAP HUMOR - Let's jazz up this boring office ergonomics power point a bit.

WASHBRAINING - You to done has government the what?!

DOG TRAINING - The Secret Is Those 'Special Treats'

GET READY...... - Because I am going to kick your ass tonight.



IN TRAINING - Future High School Bully



TAGS: training wheels
Rating: 4.17/5

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mariand - March 5, 2013, 5:28 am
lol... good capture... this pic has been used also on poster evolution ;)
Reality Lord - March 4, 2013, 6:33 am



TRAINING ROOM - In Case You Want to Become a Jedi While Checking Out a Book at the Library


TAGS: proper training sets the stage
Rating: 3.42/5

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spacedog - September 20, 2009, 12:37 am
Honeymoon in Detroit.
spacedog - September 19, 2009, 6:59 pm
Love it.



TAGS: bear cavalry training boot camp
Rating: 3.15/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2012, 9:46 pm
I'm just not seeing any reference to horsemanship.
mariand - December 29, 2012, 9:10 pm
nice play of words, Emilio...;)
EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2012, 8:46 pm

ICEMAN TRAINING - Not for everybody... oh the cold, the terrible cold

BOOT CAMP - For the gifted

Devotion -

TAGS: love addiction clowns kids restraining order
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 11:05 pm
Nice dark twist at the end! LUV it! ^!
GaryO - February 27, 2016, 9:21 am
concern3 - February 26, 2016, 4:53 am
nice, definitely an up yours vote
MissPriss - February 25, 2016, 4:15 pm
Nicely UP'd Greeny
JesusWept - February 25, 2016, 4:00 pm
Good one! UP.

Never Give Up -

TAGS: restraining order maintaining positive advice
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 12, 2015, 3:07 am
MissPriss - December 11, 2015, 12:07 am
5L'd it crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 10, 2015, 10:00 am
Thank you, mizz. I was inspired by being ever so careful with what we say today. I couldn't help but poke fun at it :-D
mizzdizz - December 10, 2015, 3:19 am
Twisted, but true! Yes, I found this amusing---- twisted little Dizzy---5 L!

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